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The Totally True and Unedited Story of a Restless Child’s Wanderings by hil hoover
Gather around, children, it’s story time. No, Jody, you can’t have your brother’s doll. Where’s yours? Well, go get her so she can listen to the story too. No, Ian, you can’t have more snacks. No, they did not get up and walk away, I saw you eating them. You still have juice on your teeth. No, Jack, it’s not time for- LISTEN UP, YOU LITTLE BRATS! Ahem. I’m going to tell you about the Halloween night I got lost in the woods and discovered monsters. Are we ready? Is everyone s











